Meghyn: I never thought that I would be so calm about finding someone's booger in my hair.
Bob: I never thought that I would voluntarily get fingerprinted.
Marley: Where did Trent go?
Meghyn: To the bathroom.
Marley. Oh. With his vagina?
Meghyn (very frustrated) (under breath): I wish Daddy was a girl.*
Marley: With a vagina?
*Because girls are better multitaskers.