Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Not so complicated.

Solomon: I'm a good guy and a bad guy.
Me: So you're complicated.
Solomon: Yeah, like Darth Vader.

(Note: he hasn't seen Star wars. Only star wars legos. But in our house I explain the complexity of human behavior in terms I hope will stick. I call this a win!)

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

"Good news! I can't see your boobs!"
"Solomon I gave you my leftover sandwich from lunch, be grateful."
-Marley

First day of kindergarten for Marley. Pregnant with my third kid.  How did we get here? So happy to be here.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Lovely

Marley: Solomon is such a cutie patootie! Aren't you a cutie patootie Solomon?
Solomon (in his manly voice): No! I going to preschool!

Stupid things I've done today:
Took my shirt off to go pee.
...
Marley walked in the room to give me a list she had made of things for me to do while she's at preschool. I asked her to read it to me and apparently it is a list of care instructions for Solomon. "Feed him when he's hungry. Care for him with a smile..."