Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Not so complicated.

Solomon: I'm a good guy and a bad guy.
Me: So you're complicated.
Solomon: Yeah, like Darth Vader.

(Note: he hasn't seen Star wars. Only star wars legos. But in our house I explain the complexity of human behavior in terms I hope will stick. I call this a win!)

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

"Good news! I can't see your boobs!"
"Solomon I gave you my leftover sandwich from lunch, be grateful."

First day of kindergarten for Marley. Pregnant with my third kid.  How did we get here? So happy to be here.

Thursday, August 15, 2013


Marley: Solomon is such a cutie patootie! Aren't you a cutie patootie Solomon?
Solomon (in his manly voice): No! I going to preschool!

Stupid things I've done today:
Took my shirt off to go pee.
Marley walked in the room to give me a list she had made of things for me to do while she's at preschool. I asked her to read it to me and apparently it is a list of care instructions for Solomon. "Feed him when he's hungry. Care for him with a smile..."