Marley: Solomon is such a cutie patootie! Aren't you a cutie patootie Solomon?
Solomon (in his manly voice): No! I going to preschool!
Stupid things I've done today:
Took my shirt off to go pee.
Marley walked in the room to give me a list she had made of things for me to do while she's at preschool. I asked her to read it to me and apparently it is a list of care instructions for Solomon. "Feed him when he's hungry. Care for him with a smile..."