Solo and I are having a slumber party in my room. It's very dark and he's fidgeting himself to sleep.
Solomon: Mommy, I ax you a question.
Me: what is the question?
Solomon: why you don't go to work anymore?
Me: because daddy lets me stay home. So I'm available for you and your sister.
Solomon: oh. That's very nice. I need you to cuddle me.
Me: what do you want for dessert?
Solomon: popsicle! I want a gravy popsicle with chipmunks on it.
Solomon: it's at the Duebbers' house.