First baby pukes down your cleavage you immediately sponge bath your darling with organic mild soap while calling the pediatrician, you only change your shirt after securing fist available sick appointment. Third baby pukes down your cleavage, you don't even leave the backyard.
Had our third non family guest today. Erin and Miss Annabel. Having an 8 month old baby smile at you is about as good a thing as you can ask for in this life.