How long a needle do I need to get all the way through this baby's head?
Should I stain Todd Frazier's chin with coffee or tea?
How do I carry a 55 gallon drum down two flights of stairs silently?
What's that burning plastic smell?
How can I use the hot glue gun and hold the baby at the same time?
Where is my coffee?
Did I eat my cereal this morning or just lose the bowl?
Where did his pupils go?
Should I attempt to finish what I'm doing now that the baby is awake and will that require something extreme like turning on PBS which, as far as I can tell, only ever plays Dinosaur Train?
Seriously, where is my coffee?
Is that burning plastic smell acceptable?
Am I dizzy because I didn't eat my cereal; because I drank too much coffee; or is it because the burning plastic smell?
How many toxic fumes are too many?
And that was just today.